Intellectual Television

Here is a list of things I have learnt from watching the square box, a la television.

1. You can fool motion sensors by walking with a large sheet held up infront of you.(MythBusters)

2. Blonde, ambitious girls with, ahem, large features are always popular and the meanest gals around. Unless your one of them, that is. They can also be quite...obtuse too(several TV shows)

3.Sheep can loose weight by doing lots of exercise, but gain double the weight back when they are shot up in the air and land in a truck of raspberry tarts.(Shaun the Sheep)

4.A crab(male) can have a bonde whale daughter who goes by the name of Pearl. (Spongebob Squarepants)

5. Lightning can cause you to have psycic visions of the future.(That's So Raven)

6. Brussel sprouts are yuk. Actually, all vegies are yuk.(several TV shows)

7. The only way to crack a heavy duty safe is to use explosives. But then you'll end up incinerated cash.(MythBusters)

8. The only way to clean a concrete mixer truck from the inside is to blow it up to smithereens, with a lot a explosives, and stand away from the truck from a 1 mile radius. Or else the shrapnel will get you. (MythBusters)

9. If you live in an extremely bad situation, where nobody loves you, then you might be lucky enough to have Fairly Ood Parents(Fairygod parents). But if you didn't exist, your parents would be super rich, your bald best friend would have hair and your poor best friend would have your FOP. (Fairly Odd Parents)

10. A certain little girl who talks about her deceased father in a manner that he is still alive is creepy. Especially if this girl has her own clothing range and look like as if she needs more food. (Bindy the Jungle Girl)

11. Mice can do ballet and walk on two feet. (Angelina Ballerina)

12. Animals can talk. Like humans. So can toys and plants, bugs and any other innate object. (Arthur, Johnson and Friends,CatDog, Rubbadubbers, Babar, etc...)

13. Animals can look like humans but are still animals. Except that only aardvarks, bunnies, rats, moose and monkeys live in that town. (Arthur)

14. If chocolate is banned by the government, make your own and bootleg it. Then infilirate the parliament, since they still eat the illegal confection. (Bootleg-this is also a book by Alex Shearer)

15. High School is a tough time during your volatile adolescent life. (The cliche of many teen-life dramas.)

16. If you are a 'naturalist' kind of person who enjoys to be geeky, the next term/semester/year you should change yourself on the advise of your fashionnista bff.(Naturally Sadie)

17. Your friend's father is a pineapple with a fruitbasket head. But alas! Your friend does have a body to go with his tropical cranium.(Yakkity Yak)

18. Your woodworks teacher might be a Vampire Slayer(watch out E.C and clan!).(Young Dracula)

19. The Aussie outback is a dangerous place for British/Irish high school students. (Jeopardy)

20. Football headed people(literally).

I hope you enjoyed my list. Most of them can be found here. If you want more lists, tell me via email or comments. I enjoyed this experience.