EURO 08

Spain vs. Germany!

I wonder who'll win? Id go for Germany, but there's doubt that the captain dude, Michael Ballack or something(?) has an injury, so he might sit out. Ooo, I hope I'll be a good game.

I know you are, but what am I?

Poor Squidward. He has to put up with Spongebob and Patrick every day!

This a self-amusing list of insults I have come up with.

You are a/an...

-Uncle Vernon

-Aunt Petunia

-Aunt Marge

-Voldemort

-Nimrod

-Rotten Banana (or any other fruit/vegetable you don't like)

-Megalomaniac

-Mosquito---->I need repellent now *roll eyes*

-Eraser

-Thumbsucking-vermin-infested-squirrel-duck-with-no-socks-and-platform-shoes

-Sidonia

-Baboonic Buffoon

Did you...

-Forget to put on you aluminium cap today, 'cause it looks like the aliens are at it again, you know, brainwashing and stuff.

-Forget to recharge your brain cells today?

-Recharge your battery today? You seem so much brighter now.

-Progress onto the next stage of your speech development? 'Cuase you still don't make sense.

-Not see the sign. It says 'No pestilential people permitted past this point/allowed here'

This one is from a 'The Clique' book(don't remember which one), by Lisi Harrison

Are you poor? Then why don't you have any common sense?

Here is a short list of quick comebacks.

My personal favourite is:

'Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world-view.'

Here is another site, especially for kids to use on their friends.

Here is the WikiHow How to Think of Quick Witted Comebacks

REMEMBER: BULLYING IS BAD. DO NOT USE THESE REMARKS TO HURT SOMEONE'S FEELINGS. THE AFOREMENTIONED SHOULD BE USED LIGHT-HEARTEDLY.
SWEARING IS NOT COOL EITHER!

Tissue Boxes, Toasts and a Dogird

Want to spend some time on the net? Have a finger itching for some clicking action? Then, check out these weird yet awesomely cool sites!

Maurice Bennet : a guy who produces wicked art using out f the norm mediums, such as toast and M&Ms.
Click here

HumanDescent: some person wih excellent PhotoShop skills created images of different animals crossed with other animal/s.
Click here

Tssue Box Collection: some dude with an obsessive compulsive disorder-over tissue boxes.
Click here

I'll put some more sites up soon:)

Hello Fellow Earthlings. I come in Peace

Sorry I haven't been on and posting. Holidays have started, so I am busy sleeping in and then completing boring house chores. When will I get ME TIME, I wonder?! I hope you can understand and forgive me. So...

G'day there, you fair dinkum mates!
Wanna come for a barbie? For a couple of snags and chops?


Another Randomness.

Last night I watched a documentary on Aliens, and the Do They Exist? One professor was asked whom will Baptise who. He said something along the lines of:
"If they ask to be, then yes."
Uh, okay.

Another Randomness.

Oooh, Russia, who is coached by the great Gus Hiddink, defeated the Orange Dudes(Dutch/Netherlands team). Whohoo! First he turned Australia into a better, awesomer team, and now Russia.

Another Randomness.

A small dog escaped from the family backyard by using the kids trampoline to jump over the fence. Whoa, smart doggie.

Now, here is a vdeo. Of my chicken, in a state of hypnosis. (Don't ask about the music. I just put it there with no reasonable reason. Isn't she Beautiful? Mwah Darling Chicken)

Winter Break

Holidays! Holidays! Three weeks of bliss. No teachers, no school, not much homework(I have some:[ ) , late nights of reading books until my eyes shrivel out of their sockets and fall into my lap, sleeping in and no... friends...?

Waa, no friends, that's sad. I'll go over and visit them then. Whopee!

Aren't you excited Kiki of Kiki'sRandomness blog? We can work on our project now.

If we took a holiday (aha, oh yeah)

Took some time to celebrate (aha, oh yeeaahh)

Just one day out of life (aha, oh yeah)

It would be, it would be so nice (aha, oh yeeaahh)

The begining part of Madonna's song Holiday[no, don't ask me why it's here. I'm R@Nd0M, remember?)

Today's Reportings

Well, I normally don't write about what I've done, but since I'm feeling bored, I will.

Today my friends and I(this includes Kiki from Kiki's Randomness Blog) Doughnut Circled. Now, I hear you say what is doughnut cirlcing. Simpily put, it is just to link arms with your friends, form a circle, and walk whilst rotating around in a circular motion(like a tyre). Or you can skip in a straight line. Very random, very fun.

Another thing which I did was yesterday. I graffitied my desk at school with a grey lead. Lately I have been reading MAD Magazine(or is it a comic?), so that's my inspiration. Here is the picture:

But since I am a rule abiding student, I erased the image out.

The Euphoria of Holding a Nintendo DS

Mmmm, that looks tasty...

Nintendo DS. Aaaah, sin't that nice?

[Please ignore my randomness right now. I am enjoying the euphoria of a DS console being held in my hands]

I can't believe it Kiki, can you?

OMG, I can play online too.

Fresh News: Best Newspaper Headlines of '07

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:
(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos !

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!&n bsp;

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Thanks to Kirsten and her blog for these comically peculiar headlines! I'm not sure if the commentary is by Kirsten or from the actual site/email she got this from, so I take no credit. Just read and enjoy!

Woot Woot, 50 Posts

OMG!
I have posted 50 posts now[though, if you look at it, it's 51 now]. I can't believe it. All that time(a time at which I was supposedly completing my beneficial-not- homework) I blogged. And bloged. I've blogged enough for 50 posts, all in the space of 3 months. Whoa. This is big, well, to me it it. Here is a song;

"I've blogged, I've blogged,
I've blogged fifty posts,
I've blogged, I've blogged
The sweet, weird and gross!"

*partaaayyy time!*Congratualtions

Congratulations to the author of Kiki's Randomness blog, Kiki, who has won something through a magazine contest which she entered three months ago(whoa, long time, my DS!)

P.S:I have posted too many posts today. My eyes hurt, but im a blogaddict. Also, I added an image which spammed my post! It didn't stop pasting itself everywhere! You spamming spam picture of congratulations. It was a nice gltter one.

Mission News

Hopefully I'll get everything done and ready by next week for the mission, but no guarantees. By now, many agree that a medium levelled 11-20 mission would be suitable.

Kiki: The badge.

Now, for all those people who want a mission for the meantime, The CHERUB Mission 2008 is a mission where you need to take a picture of the CHERUB logo at a werid or wacky place. You can also make an original video too. There is a point system and rules. The top rated entries will go into a draw to win something that I'm- not-so-sure-about. If you don't know what CHERUB is, click on the link here. The official CHERUB website is here.

Intellectual Television

Here is a list of things I have learnt from watching the square box, a la television.

1. You can fool motion sensors by walking with a large sheet held up infront of you.(MythBusters)

2. Blonde, ambitious girls with, ahem, large features are always popular and the meanest gals around. Unless your one of them, that is. They can also be quite...obtuse too(several TV shows)

3.Sheep can loose weight by doing lots of exercise, but gain double the weight back when they are shot up in the air and land in a truck of raspberry tarts.(Shaun the Sheep)

4.A crab(male) can have a bonde whale daughter who goes by the name of Pearl. (Spongebob Squarepants)

5. Lightning can cause you to have psycic visions of the future.(That's So Raven)

6. Brussel sprouts are yuk. Actually, all vegies are yuk.(several TV shows)

7. The only way to crack a heavy duty safe is to use explosives. But then you'll end up incinerated cash.(MythBusters)

8. The only way to clean a concrete mixer truck from the inside is to blow it up to smithereens, with a lot a explosives, and stand away from the truck from a 1 mile radius. Or else the shrapnel will get you. (MythBusters)

9. If you live in an extremely bad situation, where nobody loves you, then you might be lucky enough to have Fairly Ood Parents(Fairygod parents). But if you didn't exist, your parents would be super rich, your bald best friend would have hair and your poor best friend would have your FOP. (Fairly Odd Parents)

10. A certain little girl who talks about her deceased father in a manner that he is still alive is creepy. Especially if this girl has her own clothing range and look like as if she needs more food. (Bindy the Jungle Girl)

11. Mice can do ballet and walk on two feet. (Angelina Ballerina)

12. Animals can talk. Like humans. So can toys and plants, bugs and any other innate object. (Arthur, Johnson and Friends,CatDog, Rubbadubbers, Babar, etc...)

13. Animals can look like humans but are still animals. Except that only aardvarks, bunnies, rats, moose and monkeys live in that town. (Arthur)

14. If chocolate is banned by the government, make your own and bootleg it. Then infilirate the parliament, since they still eat the illegal confection. (Bootleg-this is also a book by Alex Shearer)

15. High School is a tough time during your volatile adolescent life. (The cliche of many teen-life dramas.)

16. If you are a 'naturalist' kind of person who enjoys to be geeky, the next term/semester/year you should change yourself on the advise of your fashionnista bff.(Naturally Sadie)

17. Your friend's father is a pineapple with a fruitbasket head. But alas! Your friend does have a body to go with his tropical cranium.(Yakkity Yak)

18. Your woodworks teacher might be a Vampire Slayer(watch out E.C and clan!).(Young Dracula)

19. The Aussie outback is a dangerous place for British/Irish high school students. (Jeopardy)

20. Football headed people(literally).

I hope you enjoyed my list. Most of them can be found here. If you want more lists, tell me via email or comments. I enjoyed this experience.

Poll Results

The majority of the poll results say:
YouTube wastes my net usage.
*sob*

Tree Vandals!?

There are tree vandal in this part of town. Oh no.

On my way to school, on the freeway/highway, there was one of those road information boards on wheels, which is orange and the message is shown in lights. Anyway, the message read:

'Tree Vandals at work. Please call ********* if you have any information'

This gives me utter disappointment, that even the environment isn't safe. The majority of the trees that line the side of the highway were cut down. Okay, know that buildings and nice, big, graffitiable walls are great for vandals, but trees?! They provide us with the Gas of Life, Oxygen. If you know a Tree Vandal, or are ne, STOP IT NOW!

Oh Heyyyy, l00k @ my n3w Avvi3!

Isn't this pretty? A nice avatar for all those sarcastic people. I like it, well, because I made it. Haha.

Mission Time Opinions(MTO)

I was thinking, we should have a mssion.
But first, I'll need some opinions, to help the mission experienc to be the best possible. The only thing for now I want you to do, is to answer the following questions using the comments.

1.What level would you like the mission to be
-Easy
-Medium
-Hard

2.How much time would you like the mission to consume?
-Under 10 minutes
-11 to 20 minutes
-21-30 minutes
-30+ minutes

The mission is virtual, ok. And the prize...it's...a secret. Shhhhhh!

Secret Search

Okay, I'm bored now but I still think this is worth it.
On ninemsn, there is a Secret Search Competion. Firstly, you download the toolbar. Then search your search! There are heaps of prizes to be won, every 15 minutes. The only catch is, 10 searches per entry(or something like that).
The page for the competition is here. I'm not sure is this competition is available to those outside Australia(but most likely it isn't).

Aaaah! Zombie Attack!

An old Zombie Shuffle poster. Cool art, eh?

For all you Melbournians, today was our third Zombie Shuffle.

A horde of the undead graced the lively CBD of Melbourne (Swanston St, Federation Square, Southbank and Crown Casino).

Heaps of Zombies turned up, with all their gore and glory. All this was organised on Facebook( you know, the social networking site, yadayadayada...)

The group had to follow a set of rules put in order for the eve. The only 'zombish' behaviour was when a group of zombies jumped onto the sides of a stopped tram and smashed its windows(ha, trams deserve it, [I think]).

Here is the official Zombie Shuffle site and here is some more information on the lively event. Here is a YouTube video too.

The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

Here is the site of the Virtual Toilet Paper Museum. Also, if you have a few llamas to spare, you can buy things in the giftshop. If you don't have a llama, a very rich grandmother would do fine too.

*drumroll* Introducing to the Blogosphere is....Kiki!

Yay!
My very best comrade in all things good and bad has joined the Blogosphere. I've put up her link. She is part of this part of the world Irregular division. You can find her blog, which is called 'Kiki's Randomness Blog'.
First all Irregulars shall rule the Blogosphere...then conquer the world. May the force be with us.

Yes, I do take up that challenge. I would absolutely enjoy a round of Nintendo DS during *cough* class time *cough* ;)

YOU call that Fashion!?

Aaaargh! Help! This is fashion? Yes, we know the designers look in very (very) strange places for inspiration, but please, are you serious? Just click here and view the first five clips of the Photo Essay(wonder if I can do that for English class, hmmm?). Behold, to shield your eyes.
I admit though, the second photo is quite funny(the pointy-hat thing on a pretty girl, ha!). And the Samurai Inspired dres is kind of cool in that futurisic way.


P.S:What do you think about this new colour scheme?

'Green Meat?'

Mmmm, isn't that tasty?

A I was looking through my issue of TIME (June 16th, 2008), I found a very fascinating article on Entomophagy. The article can be found here. Enjoy!

What My Dad Gave Me

This is a 65 foot structure in New York dedicated to all the tall skyscrapers and buildings of NYC. This art piece is constructed from toy parts. It can be seen at the Rockfeller Centre from 11th June to 19th July 2008.

Irregular Basics-Hiding Stuff

You need to hide somethjing but where? First of all, it depends on what it is, how important it is and how big is it. If its something small, but not that important, then anyplace you can remember is fine. But if its small andimportant, then hide it somewhere hard to reach; somewhere unexpected. One place that I've discovered is my doorstop. I couldn't really find an image for this doortstop. So I took one of my own. As you can see, the doorstop is very unsuspicious. You can take the doorstop thing out, hide your object in the cylindrical thing(doorstop) and, place the doorstop back on. I don't know if everyone has these doorstops, but if you do, hoorah!

If it's something like a password, and you need to write it down, write it down backwards or with a code. Make it seem as useless as you can, so if someone finds it, they'll go, "Oh, looks like gibberish or some other random thing. Definitely not the password I was looking for." See?

If you need to hide something big, use your imagination! It's very important to search for a credulous(hehe) place, where you can easily retrieve this item when needed without suspicion, because it's big(duh!). Also, make sure this hding place won't destroy your item either.

Another really good hiding place is to hide it with some of your very personal things. No one would dare go looking through your personal things. But remember, the most likely place anyone would go looking would be where your personal things are. Quite a paradox, eh?

Here is a list of hiding places and here is an article on different hiding places. Here is a site on the Invisible Web, which has stuff on hidden things on the internet.

ArtRage pics

These are some random pictures I've made, in around 10 minutes(total). My index finger kills. Aaaaagh! I've been doing this on the laptop. Ouch. I couldn't colour them, becaue that's really hard. Feedback?

I am a Phreak!

Phreaking
Is this weird or what?

Essay

Hmmm, you have an essay or some other English assignment due, eh? Stuck on your topic? Have no idea how to start or end it? Well then, Ergo, a website by the Australian government can help. Here is the homepage. You can find the links, whic I am including anyway, for Research Skills , Essay Writing and Study Skills. The other information might not be so useful unless you need information about Australian History.

TAGGED

*drumroll* I have been TAGGD by Quarguana (hello).These are my 64 facts(haha, sixty four. I wanted my tag thing to be weird)...

1. I love chickens
2. I also love chocolate
3. I am interested in electronics.
4. I'd like to build my own robot.
5. I can do heaps of accents (i.e: American, British, Indian, New Zealand, Australia, etc...)
6. I like vintage stuff.
7. I can knit.
8. I can sew
9. I can crochet.
10. I can be a bit of a disaster in the kitchen.
11. I like to cook and bake.
12. I can stand all animals except creepy-crawlies(such as spiders and anything else that has spider-like legs)
13. I am tombyish
14. I don't like to follow the crowd. Why else do we have brains, for Gods sake?!
15. I enjoy readig books- a lot.
16. I can draw. Not just stick figures, okay. I can do real drawings and sketches.
17. I treasure my SAK (Swiss Anrmy Knife).
18. I find cH@t5p3Ak annoying.
19. I also finf txt spk annoying (text speak)
20. I find my friends very inspiring.
21. I am a quiet person(around strangers)
22. Around my friends I can be quite the opposite of quiet.
23. I never swear. Tsk, tsk.
24. I travel the world with Google Maps.
25. I can open my school combination lock without doind the combination. I can pick it. Muwahaha.
26. I am tall for my age (though not as tall as Quarguana!)
27. I am not grossed-out easily. In fact, I am the one telling my friends gruesome stuff.
28. I have very recently celebrated my birthday. This fact can be a clue to which date.
29. A woman once came upto me and asked my mother "When is she getting married. She's 18" Aaaaarghhhh!
30. I know a couple of computer hacks.
31. I have long fingers. Good for typing/piano.
32. I taught myself how to knit with 'Knitting for Dummies'
33. I love to eat. Much, munch, munch.
34. People think I'm a good girl who never breaks the rules.
35. Those people may be wrong at times.
36. I want to learn Parkour.
37. I read TIME.
38. I jump out of windows.
39. My name is a popular city in the Mediterranean.
40. My mother did not name me after this city.
41. I once made a puppet show( okay, three shows) in class with my friends, when we were all meant to be reading one of the most boring books of all time.
42. We'll have to read 'Oliver Twist' next. Help!
43. I had a second piercing in my ear. When the 6 weeks were over, I took out the studs. I had an infection (!). So I didn't put the studs back in. The piercings closed back up in two days. Hmph!
44. I once died my hair purple. Awesome!
45. Bollywood and Hollywood can be overrated.
46. I enjoy playing sport. I'm good at it too.
47. I love watching 'Mythbusters.' Aren't they so cool?
48. Soccer is the ONLY game which isn't boring on TV. I like soccer/futbol/football
49. I like to liste to jazz( w/fast tempos only), Sneaky SOund System, M.I.A, Evanescenace, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy and other heaps of stuff. NO SLOW SONGS!
50. My mother forever wants me to be more 'feminine.' Ewww...pink and makeup?!
51. I believe in God.
52. I want to own a motorbike.
53. I can drive and I have driven a car. (shhhhhh)
54. Stereotypes=not good.
55. I enjoy prank calling people. I'm quite good at it.
56. I can be the most serious person you know.
57. I can be the most chidish person you know.
58. I am the most stranges person you'll ever know.
59. I can be very patient. Everyone needs to be patient.
60. I can count to 100 in French. (I know some of you can count upto trillion gazzilions in French. Teach me how)
61. I want to go NYC.
62. I know quite a bit about Ancient Rome and other ancient civilisations.
63. I like to read and find out about other religions. I find it fascinating.
64. These are my facts. The End.

I would like to TAG World Dictator, Muslim Irregular and Invisible Turtle, liltomboyblue11 (do you have a blog)anf Foofoo(do you have a blog too?) . Also, anyone else who is out there and reads this blog. Post it here[comments] or wherever your blog is[link?]. I'd love to know a tiny bit aboout you all. Irregulars rule!

I've been TAGGED

I've been Tagged by an irregular friend of mine, called Quarguana(her blog is the Cornicopia of Odd Stuff[what a cool name]. I am *sniff* too busy at the moment, enjoying myself at an Army Commando Course Camp in a couple of days. I'll see to it later, ASAP.


I was joking, okay. I am not going to an Army Commando Course Camp in a couple of days. I wish I was. It sounds fun.