YouChoob Prank Calls

Here is a list of funny prankcalls I found on YouChoob. Enjoy!
KFC at McDonalds
Suicide Hotline
Chinese Food takeaway order
Prank Call To Air Tran Airways
Prank Call to Scottish Pizza place

Za Meme

This is a meme which BAP and IM did. The insructions are simple. You just google your name with really needs. Now, since I'm not telling my name, I've just listed what came up, minus my name.

1....intensive training
to become a black belt in all the martial arts and disciplines.
2....a monkey themed party
I wouldn't mind one...Ooo ah ah!
3....some very specific map
Yes, so I can find the hidden treasure of Yemarulsariya.
4....hotels
Er, why? I'm quite conent were I am. Unless I can open up a chain of one and become a billion dollar entrepreneur (all before the afe of 25.)
5...to address her issues in a timely and appropriate manner
Go away. Loser. Or else I'll hit you. Scram!
6....an official certificate
to certify that I really am a lunatic who likes to warm water that's too cold to drink in the microwave for 15 seconds and then stir.
7....to know the region
of where I last saw my taser gun in my room.
8....approximately 5 to 6 hours
of more sleep. Duh.
9....to be more patient
actually, I am quite patient. Ask anyone you know(except from the odd sibling or two)
10....to relax
Yes, now let me be!

iSketch

If you are bored, but have a computer with internet access on hand, why not try iSketch, a Pictionary type of game which you can play online, anytime. It can be quite fun and very addictive. You can find this site here.

Maze Game

Wanna pass some time? Well, have a go at this game. Make sure you comple ALL of the levels. Also, have the volume up too, if you can. It adds to the experience. The game is here.

P.S: Remember to tell me what you got :)

kittyhell.com

Love Hello Kitty? Well, this site's creator hates her, despite having a HK fanatic wife. Here are a couple of very strange Hello Kitty items, which may, or may not, disturb you. (Some are and some aren't liscensed products)

The Hello Kitty Shotgun

Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

Hello Kitty Horse Carriage
Hello Kitty Ferris Wheel

Hello Kitty Coffee

Hello Kitty Bento

[Look at the hen and her little chick in the left hand corner :) ]

Hello Kitty Forehead and Brand Scar Tattoo

Want to see more HK oddities? You can find the site here

RE: Fluropop Bytes

Haha everyone. You've been scammed by my divine Photoshop skills! Normally, Photoshop is against me in everyway it is possible for a software. Help section not working, a million Errors(yuk!) and just ending up with layers upon layers. Oooh, also the magnetic lasoo going crazy and the magic wand not selecting what I want.
The small section in my brain which controls Photoshop skills has just inflated to the size of a large pomegranate. I'll need some ice.

Fluropop Bytes

I want some! What do you think about the poster? Isn't is fab-u-tastic? It's retro yet raver looking.

26 Cheerleaders+Elevator=Trouble

A nothing-to-do-with-this-post-but-so-adorable image.

Texas, USA-26 cheerleaders, all aged 14-17, were stuck on an elevator(or lift) at University of Texas' Jester Hall. The girls were 'experimenting' if they would all fit. The girls went down from level four to level one, when the doors just wouldn't open! A few('cause it was really crammed) managed to whip out their phones and called for help. Police and firemen were called, and after 25 minutesn they were free.

“It’s dangerous actually,” said Rhonda Weldon, director of communications for the UT Police Department. "They’re lucky that that’s all that happened."

One girl fainted and was taken to hospital. Another two were treated on the scene

“Take the sign seriously,” Ms. Weldon said. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”

Guess they aren't thin and light enough either.

If you're happy and you know it!

What do you think about Smileys?(5 to 0)

:) :) :) :) :) 14 (77%)
:) :) :) :) 2 (11%)
:) :) :) 2 (11%)

The rest were 0(0%)

Okay, was this rigged or something? Firstly, how many times did people vote on average? I would like to know if you voted more than once. Thank you :) [a smiley!]

Now, I think smileys are over-used, but Gen-Y is so used to them. It is hard to express ourselves with words at times, so we use a smiley, to show our emotions. But let me tell you, I ain't always smilin' O_o

Errr, okay.

Farmer Rhett Davis put up a backyard fence made from three cars after his new neighbors complained about his Utah property. "This is just a fun way for me to say, 'Hey boys, I'm still here.' This is my redneck Stonehenge," Davis said.

A 20kg cat found in New Jersey, USA (with a video!)

A French air hostess wins an 'outta this world' holiday

A court case on from two uninvited classmates

A fluroscent-weilding man robs a petrol station

PhD of UFOlogy

I saw a UFO and nobody believed me.

I was sixteen miles from home with nobody in sight.

Whats it gonna take to, what's it gonna take to, whats it gonna take to get me back home tonight?

UFO by Sneaky Sound System

Martin Plowman has just earned himself a PhD in UFOlogy.

Is this even an available subject at university? What is this?

Sadly, I am too lazy to summarise this all in my own words(and occupied with something called homework, so really, I am just procrastinating, but I shall not procrastinate anymore). I will leave you with a short but factual article instead on Mr. Plowman's amazing feat here.