
Above: Similar to what I saw in the caves. The formations in the upper left corner are called shawls
I've just come back from a road trip. By car, my family and I travelled interstate, to a city which is home to two of the most unique architechtures in the world. During my holiday, I have experienced some of the most craziest things I might ever see or do. I wasn't planning to blog about it, but, oh well...it is too funny not to tell anyone.
The Woman who Smokes(in public resrooms)
The Woman who Smokes(in public resrooms)
I, along with a sibling, walked in to a Ladies restroom. Just as we had relieved ourselves, I smelt smoke, and a lot of it. I opened the cubicle door and found...a woman smoking like there's no tomorrow. I was gobsmacked. I wanted to yell, "GET OUT", but instead said "The person in the other cubicle has asthma" Oh. My. God. Obviously the woman said sorry, but really, was she poor? Because she didn't have any common sense(geddit?)!!!
Pooey Surprise
Pooey Surprise
When a toilet door has an 'Out of Service' sign, don't open that door. Well, unfortuneately I did and found faecal matter splattered all over the toilet bowl and seat, along with some on the wall and floor. It also smelt quite bad. Bad experience, but great to laugh about.
Flash Mob
One of the coolest things I've ever seen. A real live flash mob! It is a form of street art, which for those who know me, know I love it. Anyhow, as I was walking along the city's harbour, there are thirty or forty people frozen. Eeek! It was a Freeze Flash Mob. A reporter and a camera man from a national news channel were also there. I tried to participate by just walking in and standing still with my icecream, but it was sadly a little too uncomfortable for me, and my slowly melting icecream. But to describe it in one word, it was awesome!
Tunnel Jam
I warn you, avoid traffic jams but most importantly, I warn you even more to avoid tunnel jams, the most horrible form of traffic jams. The air smells toxic, (car exhaust fumes), it's kind of creepy and you don't know when the tunnel will end.
Creepy Crystal Caves
If you are ever able to go and visit a limestone cave system, full of crystal filled caverns and an underground river, then you must. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen, and despite the fact we were not allowed to touch anything in the caverns, apart from the hand rails, haha, I've touched crystal, a limestone wall and drank dripping water from a stalactite(a parental unit encouraged me to break the rules, hehe).

2 comments:
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Oh my gosh RI! If I saw that toilet, I'd be on the floor laughing! Whenever me and my cousins go to a wedding and find a pooey toilet, we crack up laughing and everyone just stares! We laugh at EVERY SINGLE THING ON THIS PLANET! There was this girl who had diarrhoea at a wedding and her mum was like 'GET OUT OF THE WAY SHE HAS DIARRHOEA, MOVE NOW!' And we were just cracking up, then she came and yelled at us.
There was once this incident at somebody's house. Many families were invited to the person's house. The next time we went to that person's house, which was not so long after, we were informed about the "toilet incident" and the owner of the house was sooooo mad!!! Apparently there were POO SCRAPES on the walls! And there was a POO in the toilet brush area! AND THERE WAS POO JUICE IN THE SLIPPERS!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW we could not stop laughing!!! We got in sooo much trouble even though we still don't know who did it!
Nobody is owning up to their mess! oh it was disgustingly described!
Ewww, a house?
Haha, I wish I was there dude XD
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